Whew! I was gonna go off there for a second. Last week, I saw a promo on Fox for a new Pamela Anderson show called "Stacked." She was wearing glasses and enough cleavage to choke a goat, and was reading a story book to...surprise!...not kids, but a drooling pack of middle-aged guys. I thought to myself, dear god she's going to be a librarian. Please god, don't let her be a librarian. Thankfully, she's not. She'll be working in a bookstore/coffee shop. Here's the description from a promo website.
"In Stacked, Anderson plays Skyler Dayton, a gorgeous party girl who tries to clean up her life by getting a job at a small family-run bookstore/coffee shop called The Stacks. Winokur plays Katrina, a cynical coffee counter girl who has to accept the sudden presence of a man-magnet like Skyler. 'She just has bad luck,' Winokur says of her character. 'Anything that can go wrong for her does. It's always something. Pamela coming in and working at the bookstore is an example of her bad luck. It'll be a lot of fun to play off of her.'"
Um, yeah.
Brilliant television, ladies and gentlemen!!