Spam poetry

I keep getting these spam emails at work, where it will have an ad for penile dysfunction and then about twenty lines of gibberish. Lately I've been stopping to read them, and sometimes they form this beautiful time of poetry. Makes no freaking sense, but sort of melodic.
For example:
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Yes. Indeed.